Nivea gets drunk at Toya's wedding and gets DUI, Master P only ordered to pay $271 a month in child support, Tyler the Creator still beefing with Chris Brown

Happy Monday Folks! At least for the ones that are actually happy! Fresh off of Father's Day weekend and right back into the work week isn't exactly what I wanted to do, but I gotta get paid somehow. Enough of the boring shit....let me bore you with some of the latest celeb news that I have.


MASTER P.........I WANT YOUR LAWYER!!!!!!!!!!!!







Its news like this that puts a smile on my face because of bitter ass ex-wives and baby mamas are frowning at this. P's ex-wife Sonya Miller, was only awarded $271 a month in child support payments from the No Limit Mogul..which is the bare minimum. Now I won't piss in my pants for this because I believe the judge is letting that number slide until they find out how much Master P's networth is. It's rumored that P is worth anywhere between $200-$300 milli. But in the meantime, I say P is WINNING with this one. Can you imagine her facial expression when she was walking out of court? Damn! LOL

 TYLER THE CREATOR IS CREATING BEEF WITH CHRIS BROWN FOR NO REASON


 This guy here, I tell ya! SMH....First he breaks his foot on stage...now this! Tyler the Creator was performing at a show in LA when all of a sudden...one of his stupid fans start chanting, "Fuck Chris Brown!" Then Tyler simply replied, "He beats women, he's a bitch!" In case you don't know, Tyler and C-Breezy had gotten into a twitter battle a couple of weeks ago. I say this was a pretty dumb move on his part. Why add fuel to the fire when you're just beefing on twitter? That's not gangsta! LOL...peep the video below of this tom foolery.

http://youtu.be/ZYvve0o68dk

NIVEA GETS DRUNK AT TOYA'S WEDDING AND GETS DUI


LMAO at this chick! She has not been the same since that laundry mat song she came out with ages ago. Apparently, Nivea got a lil' tipsy at Toya Carter and MempHitz' wedding reception and got hit with a DUI by police while driving her BMW. It was reported that she had a lil' child in the backseat to. Of course we don't know whether it was Lil' Wayne's kid or The Dream's kids. Oh yeah, all of Wayne's baby-mamas were at Toya's wedding too. I'd probably say that there's a good chance that that would never happen with me..and I only have two baby mamas.

REMY MA GETS A NEW PAROLE DATE


When I first read the headlines of this, I got real excited...only to get the poop face after reading the rest of the story. After being denied parole once, Remy was given a new parole hearing date of 2014...which means should could get out by 2015 or so. Not really impressed with that. I need for her to get back sooner! With the exception of Nicki Minaj being the only hot female rapper out now, there isn't anybody else. Especially anybody else who can spit pure rawness like Remy does. I'm happy to hear about the new parole hearing date..but I'ma need the system to quit tripping and let my girl out soon!


X  IS GETTIN' OUT SOON!


Not that it really matters...but DMX should be out of that pink and black jump suite that Arizona makes their prisoners wear by July 1. He mentioned that Rick Ross has reached out to him to sign with Maybach Music Group..but I really don't think that's a good idea. The first thing X needs is help! I guarantee you this guy will end up right back in the slammer! Attention to all rappers, CEOs and other music moguls: Stop trying to sign this guy and get him some permanent help first!!!!!


NICKI MINAJ VS. BRITTNEY SPEARS


I heard these two are definitely not hugging it up anymore or taking any pictures together. Nicki has been on tour with Brittney Spears for quite some time now, but I heard Brittney is getting pissed at Nicki because she keeps running over her time slot on stage. At one show...Brittney decided to bring her gay goons with her backstage to confront Nicki about it...I don't think it was successful after those gay goons got a look at Nicki YMCMB goons! LOL

 EPIC FAIL: FACEBOOK

 We all know that Facebook can bring out the crazy in all of us. But I guess this guy was really seeking attention that he apparently has not had in a long time. Courtesy of epicfail.com:

I Can't Teach You

I can't teach you: By Antwon Pinkston

http://youtu.be/NXnhWthZ_k4

I can't teach you about what we have, or spreading our love to the limit with no cost...

I can't teach you how not to be mad, for everytime I criticize you about the love that we lost.

I can't teach you about love, or how you should take it...or better yet make it.......

I can't teach you any of the feelings I'm thinking of, for promises that were made were ultimately breakin'.

I can't teach you new things and how you use to be....

I can't teach you on how I'm  a new man and that the bad memories of the past are no longer apart of me.

I can't teach you to be my wife when you say I'm not reasonable.......

I can't teach you how to be in my life when you're changes are just temporary...more like seasonal.

I can't teach you things that you already know.............

And I definitely can't teach you things when the love doesn't show.

Wayne and Birdman celebrate with the Mavs in Miami, Rihanna and Drake get caught out together again, T.I. releasing some new music, Tracy Morgan apologizes to the gays and more

Happy Monday Folks! I use to think Mondays were the beginning of the end because it's back to work. But I learned that you have to take advantage of everyday and opportunity that is given to you. Kinda just like the Mavs did the Heat Sunday night. Talk about a major let down! Neither one of those teams are my favorites, but I at least wanted to see a game 7. Oh well! Here's the latest news I have from this past weekend:

Lil' Wayne and Baby kickin' at Club Liv with the Mavs after winning the NBA Championship in Miami!??!?!



Talk about a major slap in the face of the Heat!



I remember Wayne had made a comment in an interview with a magazine that he has court-side seats for every game in Miami, but Dwayne Wade and Lebron James still choose not to acknowledge him, or at least wave "hi." Well I think Weezy and Birdman (whom I don't think bet $2 million on the Heat) sought after a lil' revenge last night when they were partying it up with the Mavs. Damn the Big 3!!!!!

Speaking of Lebron.................................... .......................



Of course Lebron had some hate tweets that came his way right after the game...including his 2 million plus followers. But I would have to say, this was a pretty good response to one of Lebron's tweets. This guy might become famous after this! Check out the tweets below:





Speaking of Tweets...................................



Okay..not for sure if you can really read what it says on the window of an apparent McDonald's restaurant..but I totally believe this was a hoax. On the other hand...the person/people that did it are ignorant as hell. Here's what Mickey D's tweeted in response to this:



Drake and Rihanna attempt to sneak a date in......or two:






It seems that the paps caught up with this mysterious "friends with benefits" couple going out to eat somewhere. But as usual...they left separately. It pretty much has been going back and forth for about a year now...even in some of Drakes verses. Although I must say...it is kind of weird knowing that Chris Breezy has some pretty close ties to the Young Money/Cash Money family. I think Birdman likes to keep it all in the family anyways. Pics were taken from justjared.com. 

T.I. releasing some new music


On his TrapMuzic.com website...T.I. informed his fans that he will release some new music within the next couple of weeks. He's just about on the brink of finishing an eight month jail sentence for possession of ecstasy. Man I sure hope this guy has a game on how to stay out of jail and enjoy his family, business and money.

Shawty Lo signs to G-Unit?!?!?!?.........................(C'Mon Son!)



Between this guy and Flo Rida...I don't know who has the worst hairline. But anyways, Shawty Lo decided to takes his talents to G-Unit Records....For what? I don't know. I would almost rather see this guy signing with Grand Hustle. He is releasing a new mixtape called "B.H.F." (Bankhead Forever) Hosted by DJ Greg Street. As in the famous words of my homie Mr. Ed Lover................................"C'Mon Son!" 

Angie Martinez, Joell Ortiz and Lloyd Banks celebrate the Puerto Rican Day Parade with others



Check out the video link Below:

http://youtu.be/nnDu5I_Y55U

Leave Tracy Alone!!!!!!!



Sooooo....the gays are acting just like PETA if you ask me. Exactly how many gay jokes have been told before Tracy Morgan made a couple of ones in Tennessee? Yep....I don't know either. But of course they demanded an apology from Tracy..in which he made...but it's politics. Click the link below:

http://youtu.be/PUW90myepBI

Fail of the Day: Courtesy of epicfail.com.

Hmmm? Let me guess... a new facebook profile pic? A twit pic? Neverthelesss...taking a pic of yourself in ass shorts with a baby in the picture is not a good look. I'm all in for sexy private pics over the internet or on the phone....but I have to admit...I a chick sent me this pic....I couldn't even have the heart to crop out the baby. She probably would never hear from me again either............................................................................................well...................................................second thought.........................................................SIKE! Have a good week folks!

Waka Flocka beefin' with Jeezy at Summer Jam, Fat Joe loses 75-88 Pounds, Lebron's baby mama steppin' out on him during the playoffs and more!!

Happy Friday folks!!! Looks like it's gonna be another hot azz weekend. And of course you know that the hotter the weather gets, the more drama you have. And speaking of drama, I thought it was with Wiz Khalifa at first, but now I'm hearing Waka Flocka's choice of beef may be with Jeezy. Before performing his hit song, "Hard in the Paint," Waka said on the mic loudly enough for everyone to hear, "Niggaz talkin' bout the real is back..shit ain't real if it ain't bricksquad!" And if you know an ounce about Jeezy's music, his latest mixtape with DJ Drama is titled, "The Real is Back." AND!!!!....we all know Jeezy and Gucci had some serious beef back in the day..which eventually cost one of Jeezy's entourage his life. Take a look at the link below Waka's picture.




http://youtu.be/kXEJmN-SaD0

Nore says there's no CNN



Noreaga says it's time to concentrate a solo career rather than making another CNN album. Funny thing is, his partner Capone said CNN will never die, and that he's working on a solo album as well. Not for sure where these two are getting at, but I do know that Prodigy's tell-all "snitch" book has caused a lot of controversy between some people, including Noreaga and Capone. My older cousin put me on to CNN back in my middle and high school days. But remember when Nore had a couple of solo projects like Superthug produced by Pharrell? Check the link out below:

http://youtu.be/TWLMrUcMZuo

So Is this Why Lebron's Game is Off????





Man I knew it had to be something....or someone. It has been rumored that Lebron's longtime girlfriend and the mother of his two sons might be steppin' out on him with another NBA player. Word on the street is that is the Washington Wizards' Rashard Lewis. But the last time I checked, Rashard Lewis was about to get married to his girlfriend, or at least they were planning a wedding. I think this will resurface or all come out soon after the NBA finals. First he had to deal with the rumors about his mom messing with his teammate.....now this? A lot of people are forgetting that Lebron is only 26 years old and he's human. A lot of personal shit can throw your game off. This couple has been together since high school and have two sons ages 3 and 5. 

Eddie Longstroke's settlement and other issues are not being kept so quiet?!?!?!



I heard Eddie Longstroke (formerly known as Bishop Eddie Long) has made a settlement with the boys he was feeling up on. I've heard rumors of 1.5 to 25 million, but dudes are supposed to get paid big time. I also heard that he is losing a lot of members of his church, including Mr. Luther King's daughter and several others. The last thing I heard, is that his wife has left him as well. If she has, they sure as hell kept that quiet.

Flo Rida gets arrested for DUI



LMAO at dude's hairline and his eyes being blood-shot red! Well "Mr. Apple Bottom Jeans and Boots with the fur" got arrested earlier this week for a DUI while driving his Bugatti on a suspended license. Why don't rappers keep up with their license anymore after they get rich. You may have a driver most of the time, but at some point, you're gonna drive, I don't care what anyone has to say.

2 1/2 Years and counting.....starting......................NOW!!!!



I believe it was yesterday that rapper Ja Rule started his two and a half prison bid on a gun possession charge he got in 2007. Kinda feel sorry for this guy. His career and Irv Gotti's Murder Inc. went down in flames and has never rose back up to the elite. He's got a lot of time to think of a new game plan while he's in there. Rule use to be a dude I would listen to over 50 Cent any day. Oh well...hold ya head homie! See ya in 2013 ...maybe???

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY: Two homeless men tell one homeless man to quit digging in the trash?!?!?!?




Now this is in no means of making fun of homeless people. It's just that sometimes, I have a hard time understanding them. It's about 9 a.m. and I'm walking across the street to work. Before I make it across (while waiting for the light), a homeless man comes by and starts searching through the trash for something to eat. Well dig this, two other homeless men walk by and say, "Get out of that trash fool! Go on somewhere?" PAUSE!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm thinking in my mind, "Why in the hell are they telling this man to quit searching for food in the trash, when it pretty much looks like they are in the same situation as him?" Maybe they were going to take him to get a real meal? Maybe they were just waiting for him to leave so they could dig in it too? Who knows. But this gets the fail of the day for me because I just don't believe a homeless person could tell another homeless person to stop doing what they normally do as well.

EPIC FAIL OF DAY 2: Lupe Fiasco calls President Obama a "Terrorist"



If it's not the record label, it's promotion, or his fans. Well this time, it's politics that Lupe shares his opinion on. In a recent interview, Lupe calls out Obama as being one of the biggest terrorist. He also says that he doesn't vote either. But this may have caused some backlash from some of his laser fans as they took their frustrations to twitter. Peep this:


Now Peep the video:

http://youtu.be/A3a2bWKzHcE

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY 3: Suge Knight teams up with PETA?!?!?!?



 I don't know what's going on in the world these days...smh. Aside from losing a record company, getting into fights and knocked out outside of a club, and failing to sue Kanye West over a diamond earring, the latest fail Suge has taken is agreeing to do an ad campaign for PETA against dog cruelty. I heard he will be posing with some of his dogs in the ad, according to his publicist. How in the hell does this guy even have a publicist anymore. And if Waka Flocka can pose for PETA, so can you!!!!

That's all I have for today folks! Have a good weekend!!!

Wiz and Waka beef at Hot 97 Summer Jam, Plaxico Burress is released from Prison, Lauryn Hill Pregnant Again!, EPIC FAIL OF THE WEEKEND STORY

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How important is foreplay? 



So you're watching a movie together with your partner and begin to think naughty things in your head about what you want to do with them?.........but they look at you like you're crazy or like they have just met you for the first time and don't know who you are.


Or how about you and your partner talking freaky to each other in between work breaks about how much you can't wait to get home...get settled and give them tha bizness?..........but nothing ever happens because you got into an argument earlier about something that's totally not important.

 Have you ever stayed up socializing and having a few drinks that eventually builds you up to intimacy?....only to look over at your partner sleeping the night away.



There's also some times that you might feel like Mary J. Blidge's old hit song, "Reminisce On The Love We Had." But that's all you can do is reminisce because your partner continues to make excuses of their lack of effort for rekindling that flame that was once lit in the romance department. 

Or has your partner ever gotten pissed off because they felt like you didn't appreciate their effort, which may have been a simple or weird stare, a quick flash of a naked body part, a few kindergarten kisses here and there and some Barney communication such as, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family." 



I know what you may be thinking, "Sure isn't how we use to get started, damn."

Well, ladies and gentlemen, at our age range, "Love Communication," or shall I say "Foreplay," is very important in our society. And I 1,000 percent disagree with people who think it isn't. Since I'm a man, I think I'll speak on the ladies first.

LADIES!!!!!!!! CALLING ALL LADIES!!!!!!!!


Ladies! Lets keep it simple, satisfy your man, and he will satisfy you.....well..at least make more of an effort to satisfy you if he's being satisfied. A simple push and shove, a rub on the foot, or a few quick kisses is not cute at all. A man's private part, (especially ones who are getting up there in the age) aren't exactly like robots anymore. I so wish I could go back to my high school and college days where all it took was a look and Mr. Mandigo would quickly rise to the occasion. Call it a sensitive act if you want, but we need to be loved in similar ways that you need to be loved. A man usually plays what kind of affection a woman has for him. The most attractive thing to a man can be coming home to a lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed. Let me give you a few examples:

Instead of Staying Mad............Get Glad!!!


If you have an argument with your man, and it's not that serious.....GET OVER IT! I understand it may take time to get over some things in certain situations. But being mad about him not cleaning up after himself or not taking out the trash for two days isn't cool at all. What can you do to get over your little temper tantrum? Well if he's not taking out the trash, continue to let the trash build up and surprise him one day by laying in the bed naked and cover yourself with some "fake/pretend" trash...(by any means, not real trash, lol) and then ask him, "So are you gonna take the trash out now?" I'll bet you he will have that trash out everyday of the week.

If Your Man's Frustrated.........Calm Him Down....Or Shall I Say Up!?!?!

Okay...just like women do with men, when a woman is at fault for something and knows she is, us men can get frustrated. We can have motor mouths just like women when we tell you all about yourselves. Want him to shut up? Well, don't say anything....just let him keep talking and go up to him and do what "HE" likes for you to do. I guarantee you his mouth will literally shut up within seconds....depending on how good you are, lol.

It Ain't No Fun If the Homies Can't Have None!!!



One thing I never want my woman to complain about or to say to me is, "Twon, you've lost your touch." Ladies should be thinking the same way. If I'm letting myself go and looking like a Mel Gibson mugshot photo, I don't expect my girl to look at me the same way she use to...OR I expect her to look elsewhere. Ladies, just because you got or had the man, doesn't mean you get to keep the man while being careless. Whether people admit it or not, looks are very important in a relationship. You want to be attracted to the same person you fell in love with, otherwise, things can go downhill. And when I say "letting yourself go," I don't just mean by looks, I also mean activities in the bedroom. It shouldn't be a drill every night where you get in the same position. The man is loving you, but you can love the man too...on top, bottom, sideways, backwards, etc. I think Lil' Wayne said it best in one of his songs of Tha Carter 3, "Baby girl, don't you, EVA, Get 2, Comfortable."

FELLAZ!!!!!

Sometimes having too much pride can lead into disrespect and a lack of romance. I understand there are some fellaz out there who have the "I ain't gonna take no shit from her," syndrome...and believe me, I use to be that guy. But all it does is lead into more arguments or altercations. If you know what kind of attention your woman likes, stop playing and GIVE IT TO HER! (If she deserves it)  

If You Give, Then You Shall Receive

Oral sex is very popular with us men. We love almost better than actually sex. But for a guy to just expect to have his woman trained, or to put out and not do anything himself.....that's not foreplay, more like oneplay. And YOU are only playing yourself if you do that. One of the most sensitive things a man can ever talk about, touch, or feel on a woman, is her body. Knowing where and how to penetrate the proper organs will give you in return EXTRA and SPECIAL attention that you want. That's why it's important to get real familiar with your partners body at the beginning of the relationship. You have to learn and teach yourself a few things, as well as she. In the end result, it's a fair exchange. 

Reward Her!


I think more men than women have to step a lil' outside the box when it comes to "making her happy" rather than when it comes to "making him happy." As a man, it's real important to recognize when your woman is having a bad day. It's really all about how you approach her. If she's having a bad day, and you still want sex, IT STILL CAN HAPPEN!!! But you have to be there for here and comfort her in her time of need. A massage usually stimulates the mood and breaks her away from stress. If you see her taking a bath, as corny as it may sound to you, but offer to wash her up, or rub her down....this is all part of foreplay.

The Neck is a Killer!


Anyone in their right mind knows that most women love to be kissed/licked on their neck...especially while holding them from behind. This is definitely a mood setter and a big factor in foreplay. If you haven't been on good speaking terms, been arguing, sometimes it's best to just say nothing and turn your words into actions. Not saying that this works all the time for some people. But in reality, there comes a time where a man and a woman must get over themselves and think about that other person.

Patience is a Virtue

One of my biggest issues in the past was having patience. When men want it, they want it NOW! Only that it might not turn out that way...at least 60 percent of the time. If you had nights that you planned or things you wanted to do, but they didn't happen because the other person fell asleep, or for whatever kind of reason, have patience. And when I mean have patience, there's always XXX videos that you can take your frustration out on instead of going out and cheating with the other person. I particularly like to take my frustrations out on Pinky and Cherokee D' Ass when my days or nights get lonely. All I'm saying is, when that woman wakes up the next morning, she's going to realize that she left you hangin and is definitely wanting to make up for it. Keep a positive attitude about it the next morning and you shall get what you want. Hey, morning sex is better than no sex. 

A Word to the Wise!

Men and women don't have to be on an equal basis when it comes to foreplay and sex. All they have to do is know each other and communicate with mind, body and soul. Don't mess up a beautiful thing Girls and Boys!!!!