Now I know I'm late with this, but here are my top picks of "What A Year I Had in 2010"....if you have anymore you can think of, please send them my way. I also had some help courtesy of tha homie, Mr. Ed Lover's C'Mon Son 2010 wrap up. LEGGO!
(These are in no typical order)
1) Nicki Minaj
This chick is definitely having her moment for life. Regardless of whether you are on the "Team Barbie" train or not, Nicki Minaj has surpassed all of the haters, and is WINNING! As jealous as you Lil' Kim fans may be, Nicki has sold more than 700,000 copies of her rookie release album "Pink Friday" and is approaching platinum status quickly. She weathered the storm when so-called underground female rappers attempted to expose her and take her shine, held her own as she rapped beside Jay Z and Kanye West in a sold out New York Yankee stadium, and most of all, literally shredded "Old Woman" Lil Kim into pieces, taking some of her fans with her. Talk about ghost writers, talk about the butt, or whatever else, but her records and numbers speak for themselves.
2) Antoine Dodson
He's still telling everybody in the world to go "Run and Tell that Homeboy!" Yes! That's right! Antoine Dodson had one hell of a ride in 2010 as he took the world by storm with his famous news interview in the projects about how he rescued his sister from almost being raped in their own residence. Two white guys got a hold of the interview and turned it into a song, next thing you know, late night talk shows, dozens of TV and party appearances, a new house for his family, a #1 rated itunes song, Halloween Costumes, a predator cell phone application, and a fresh laced perm! Congrats Antoine!
3) Eddie Long
Yes....the bishop did win in his own right. What people may not realized is, those incidents of those grown ass men who were grown ass teenage boys old enough to say no, but couldn't resist his lavish gifts, Eddie Long wins like Michael Jackson won back in the day with his cases against little boys. And you asked what did that do for MJ? Made him relevant in the news again, more money, more attention, and showed us how to pay off some ol' debts that could come back to haunt us. Eddie Long followed MJ's formula all the way through and it has become successful for him. WINNER!
4) Kat Stacks BEECH!
I'd like to congratulate this hoe for making me a believer. I must admit, even all those little books Superhead wrote still didn't have me convinced that rappers and other celebrities were that stupid to fool with a chick with her type of caliber. But Kat Stacks showed me the light on all of you dumb ass rappers and the reason why it isn't safe for groupies anymore. Groupies, please be aware that 90 percent of these rappers are not getting their nuts checked on a regular basis. Therefore, after you let these guys insert one in you, don't go back and smash some regular nigga and then have him spread something to somebody else. Thanks for making me believe Kat Stacks! A hoe gonna get hers!
5) 50 Tyson
When I first saw this dude, I knew something was wrong. But others just continued to laugh anyway. Well guess what, this guy is really something special because he's laughing all the way to the bank! With a combination of looks of 50 Cent and Mike Tyson, add a lil' rap behind that, you got 50 Tyson. His youtubes view went crazy after someone realized that he was autistic but still could hold a flow, well.....kind of...LOL..Congrats 50 Tyson!
6) George Bush
Oh you think he didn't win, guess again! When BushWACK made a TV appearance and pronounced Kanye West as "Conway West," that was classic! And not to mention that wack ass book that he has out talking about how much he f*cked up the country. He's still laughing all the way to the bank, that's why he's a winner in my eyes! Congrats George!
6) Kanye West
That's right, "Yeezy Taught Me!" Like him or not, and if you like country, who gives a crap, I would love to be in this guy's position. One of the most hated rap villains by white public America and he still drops yet another classic album and is also approaching platinum status. And he did it after breaking up with on of the coldest bald-headed white chicks in the game, Amber a.k.a. "Yeezy Taught Me" Rose.
7) Delonte West and Lebron James
"So I'm taking my talents....and MY MOMS to South Beach Miami," is what Lebron should have said while he had everyone waiting an hour to make a decision he already knew about months prior. As far as Delonte, you won, cause Lebron didn't whoop yo' ass after banging his mom! Congrats to both!
CONGRATS TO ALL! See Ya in 2011!
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