Mr. Elvis Freshley

Mr. Elvis Freshley

Friday, October 22, 2010

Baracka Flacka Flame Goes Hard in the Paint video, Nicki Minaj listed at #6 on MTV's Hottest MC's in the Game, Part 1 of "How to Be a Fake Rapper" Manual

Happy Friday my people! I don't know about ya'll, but the week has flown by! Just copped me a lil' weekend date, so wish me luck! Other than my dating life, please continue to tune in for details about F.L.Y. Society turning into Corporate Swag Society. The website will start off concentrating on more local urban news to tune in with my audience better. NOW! Lets get to some of these Friday rumors.


50 Responds to Chelsea Handler Rumors

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Like I said before, this guy's music is no longer relevant to me (Thank God for Lloyd Banks), but his money, power and marketing have made a lot of people in the industry respect him. 50 just landed a $200 million deal with his Cheetah Films associate Randall Emmet and Lionsgate. In case you didn't know, that's a big deal! When asked about his relationship with Chelsea Handler, he said they met and discussed about film projects. The two were spotted in New Orleans having dinner about a month ago. He did admit to sending her flowers, but that's about it. Now if you are the average person like me, you would speculate that these two have already sealed the deal! Check out the links below for an exclusive interview that Funkmaster Flex did with 50.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duFRUFNzpI0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tE2sMDQAJk


Kat Stacks Regrets Setting Soulja Boy Up (Yeah right! LOL)

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This chick has definitely made her coochie mark on a lot of rappers. And for whatever reason, these rappers won't learn their lesson. No wonder we have all kinds of STD's spreading! Anyway, the queen of all young hoes recently did an interview for Vibe Magazine. She said she doesn't regret exposing the rappers, EXCEPT Soulja Boy. She claims that because they had a mis-communication problem, that's why she did what she did. Oh yeah, one more thing: She said that her and Soulja Boy are cool now, but not like they use to be. I mean, who is this chick kidding? Remember Choppa (Diddy's Making the Band)....well if you followed Kat Stacks in some of her earlier video posts before she really got HOE-WING-LEE famous, she tried to get at him, but he quickly shut her down after revealing that he has video footage of her gettin' banged out by him and his crew. After that, there were some videos posted with her apologizing to him and squashing the beef. Sooooooo, this means that she's basically lying to Vibe. Not only did she regret Soulja Boy, but she regrets the rants with Choppa. Maybe she's not telling that part because Choppa's career isn't as big as Soulja's. Just a thought. Kat also talked to Vibe about her former pimp, prostitution and drinking problem as well. What is the world coming to?


Swizz Beatz and Cassidy Getting Sued Over 2007 Song

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Lord knows Swizzy doesn't need any issues while taking care of my wife (Alicia Keys) and their new baby. A producer name Antwann Frost claims that he helped Swizzy produce Cassidy's song, "My Drink N' My 2 Step" and didn't get any royalties from it. He said that Swizzy offered him $5,000 and partial ownership of the song, but dude is suing for like $1.5 millie! Now why in the hell would you wait three years later to mention something about a song you should have gotten paid for. If that was me, I would have been screaming about my paper back then, ya dig!

Lupe asks MTV a lot of Questions on Twitter

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This is what Lupe addressed to the people over at MTV via his twitter:

Oh snap…MTV (illuminati’s favorite network) back on the attack…why can’t y’all just chill out? Salacious banality @ the speed of light? I think I’ve been very good natured with you. I personally know several employees of your company. You guys know me as well. I’m confused. Where is the true music journalism??? where is Suchin?!! What happened? Where are the honest critiques of cultural expression? For it’s not about being RIGHT it’s about being HOT Fame over self-awareness and virtue Hedonism over self respect Celebrity over cerebral. A destroying force in our culture and society just like rest of the useless vapid spectacles that pour out of our tv’s and radios.

What are we supposed to be learning from you? What is your point? Do you have a point beyond corporate sponsored distraction? Your a materialistic shell of your former self that can only identify with celebrity pageantry and instant gratification. Corporate garbage pushing plastic lifestyles and wasteful, destructive behavior into the brains of the youth of the world. So when your relevance thins in2 a whisper & the stock price collapses and you have 2 come 2 grips with the mess you made. I’ll be here 4 ya. We’ll be here. With hands full of baby powder 2 smack some sense back into your body & a warm shoulder to cry on. We want the REAL MTV back!


Baracka Flacka Flame Goes Hard in the Paint!


LMAO!....Funny as hell! And keep in mind, this is just a comedy...and if you're like me, we need to have a good laugh every once in a while! Check out the youtube link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR4QH_Loc8s


Nicki Minaj lands at #6 on MTV's Hottest MC's in the Game List:

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They are counting down the top 10...and believe me..this list is a bunch of what I like to call "Tom Foolery!" Congrats to Nicki, who's ahead of Lil' Wayne on the list. But I really have to do some investigating and find out who actually makes this list every year. One things for sure, they must go into witness protection after they finish deciding. Anyway, here is who they have listed so far:


10) Ludacris
9) B.O.B.
8) Wacka Flocka Flame
7) Lil Wayne
6) Nicki Minaj


YOU BE THE JUDGE!

Lloyd Banks' tracklisting for H.F.M.2



Like I said before, Banks is one of my favorite rappers and I have a lot of high expectations for this album. However, my only concern is all of the features. Not to say that the features aren't on point. But I hope it doesn't change Banks' sound. Can't wait for it to drop! Nov. 23 people! 

F.L.Y. Fashion Advice for Homecoming

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Okay, so there have been a lot of homecomings going on for colleges. The University of Kentucky will be celebrating homecoming this weekend. WKU and EKU's homecoming will take place next weekend. So with all of these homecomings, comes some fashion concerns. The most popular places that people will be seen is at the football games, stepshows (except for EKU..the Colonels don't have one), and alumni party. I'm not trying to tell you people what to wear, how to wear it, or what to do after you wear it! But whatever you do, don't be a grown ass adult getting excited like it's the first day of school and what you're going to wear to shut everybody else down! Particularly, this happens a lot with the ladies. So Ladies!!!! It's okay to be F.L.Y., but it's not okay when you get homecoming mixed up with Halloween. I'm a Western alumni and former football player returning to my homecoming this year for the first time since I graduated in 05'. The outfits and people's attitudes should be interesting. I expect to see a lot of costumes come out next Friday and Saturday night. When it's all said and done, dress appropriately and be yourself. It's too late to impress someone and talk about the what if's, ands, and buts. If you're not doing nothing with your life now, don't lie about it, however many kids you have...admit to it. Last but not least, this is just for a weekend, NOT FOREVER! I'm out!

F.L.Y. Poetry

How to be a Fake Rapper Manual

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To gain some respect, go stay overnight in a holding cell for a small violation and tell everyone that you did some time because somebody snitched on you...or it dealt with drugs


Tell people about record deals that you don't really have


Post several youtube videos yourself and what little crew you have bragging about the money you're not really getting


Lie about where you live at


Borrow one of your friends guns and pose with it in a picture


Rap about stuff you don't do and will never do


Build your reputation up by never letting people know how you were as a child or in high school


TO BE CONTINUED................

F.L.Y. Recipe

I have some people that have taken interest in sending me some of their F.L.Y. recipes soon. Stay tuned!

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